Kids, grab your blankies because I have news that nearly blew the wrinkles off my face! I’m still in a state of shock (as captured in the photo below by my humans). I’m not going to be mayor kids. In fact, because of some human-centric legislation, I am not even going to be on the [...]

Do you remember this movie? Do you recall the premise of the trilogy? Here’s a quick recap – Marty McFly (Michael J. Fox) has the opportunity to travel back in time in order to influence the future. Seems plausible no? Maybe not until I win a Delorean on eBay, but no matter. Marty’s circumstances in Back To The Future [...]

Good day Ottawa. Do you know who you are voting for yet? Are you alone? Are people around? Look at the person on your left. Then your right. Only one of you has decided who to vote for. Okay so maybe that is assuming you are all the sort of Ottawa citizens who vote. (Which [...]

Good morning Ottawa! Before I begin today’s, I need to send out some huge and I mean HUGE puggy high fives with snuggles to David Rimmer, proprieter of After Stonewall Books on Bank Street in Ottawa. If I can muster half the passion David has for making this city great, then we are going to [...]

Greetings all and pardon the delay in blogging, tweeting, etc. My humans are hitched and I have regained access to the family Mac, so let the blogging begin again! With the election day less than two weeks away, this pug has some work to do in terms of catching up! Luckily, there have been some [...]

In a yet to be confirmed report, Cleo’s team has received emails alleging that she has been identified as the ringleader in an illegal vote rigging scheme where votes were being traded for fertilizer. These alleged interactions are said to have transpired in the parking lot of a Petsmart! These allegations would make any pug’s [...]

An imagined look into the mind of the wonder boy by yours truly and pugfully… Look ho! What is that? Is it a bird? A plane? Why, it’s moving so fast — faster than a speeding train! (Not that I believe in trains, strictly speaking.) Ho! hither — it’s…it’s! ANDREW HAYDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ***vrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmm noises*** Or, or, [...]

An imagined yet probably highly accurate letter by yours truly and pugfully. Dear Ottawa, This time around I promise to be a fiscally responsible mayor. Sure, I tried to give myself a $32,000 raise immediately after being elected last time around, but after some bad publicity I decided against that. And, that was years ago! [...]